January 2009
39 posts
WatchSo I finally got a model of my penis made.
WatchWhen will the prudes of the world give up and make this an olympic event?
“I had to fuck eight guys and swallow 23 loads of cum in one day”
– Faye Reagan
My hero.
(via The Naughty American)
WatchIs this a worse way to consume cum than the cum omelet? I’m not sure.
WatchI highly rec watching this whole scene. It has midgets, pissing, and the shining.
WatchIs anyone else turned on by clowns?
This isn’t what I wanted when i was searching for a ‘creampie’ vid.
WatchHoly shit it’s Brittaney from Rock of Love 3. Real great joke about ‘Pearl Necklaces.’ The movie is actually called ‘Pearl Necklace.’ Her IMDB Profile
Remember when ‘Frenchie’ did porn?
WatchThis guy is the coolest ever.
Reminds me of Patrick Bateman
WatchAt least he didnt see her nips
WatchI’m not gonna lie, if someone shot jizz on my face I would probably react like I was being covered in acid.
Watch‘what are you doing?’
‘burning books lol’
You know, I would probably suck a guy off so I wouldn’t have to pay for my textbooks.
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WatchNeed sex pills.
WatchI guess the set was catered by Taco Cabana
(via iheartchaos)
Enter to win a chance to fuck a porn star →
I really shouldn’t be advertising this (because I obviously want to win), but HOLY SHIT. This is NUTS. I just took out a subprime mortgage for this.
This has been floating around for awhile.. →
I’m still in shock, though. No cheese? That’s fucked up.
Her statement
WatchBut seriously… Would you fuck an alien? I would.
WatchI guess this is what my grandfather jerked it to… These days I can’t cum unless it’s in HD
