The Compton Gangbang You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she’s about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you’ve got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)
A lot of you have been wondering why we haven’t been posting videos straight up on the front page. The answer is pretty simple: it’s hard to find embedable pornographic content on the web. If I find a video that I find lol-worthy and I upload it on a site that allows the vid to be embedded, it usually gets deleted because of some liscense agreement.
We are working hard to find you the most lol-worthy of porn on the web.
I discovered last night that my Comcast Adult on Demand channel is 333. Easy buttons for a child to accidently press, particularly when Nickelodeon is 33. That’s right, one extra push, and my five year old gets the Playboy listings instead of Spongebob.
Yeah, I blocked Adult on Demand, but I only found it in the first place because I was searching the hinterlands of Showtime en español.