Blumpkin Condition / Blumpkin Backfire - When you have received so many Blumpkins that you can only orgasm when you smell shit.
This takes furry-dom to a new level. If I were going to fuck an alien, I’d probably go for Oola from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
A man’s pornography collection was stolen. Is nothing sacred?
Our new gimmick at LOL Porn will be introducing new phrases that you may or may not have heard before. This weeks:
Strangerdanger Head- The act of giving or receiving oral sex from a partner that you met only through a site like MySpace or Craig’s List.
Ex: Ryan drove to some slut’s apartment after meeting her on MySpace to get some strangerdanger head.
We here at LOLPorn support safe sex and safety words. This is a pretty hilarious one
Probably in my top-5 of niche fetishes