Sorry for the lack of posts. By the way, you’re going to hell if you watch this
The voiceover seems to come straight out of Showtime softcore porn (maybe Women: Stories of Passion). At least he doesn’t cum in the food, which is kind of what i expect when I go out to eat. Thanks, Chet
Something Banana Man could really get behind.
I’m all about dudes with tanlines
this is probably the low-flow showerhead from Seinfeld: 
This might be one fetish I can’t really get behind, unless her tits are really just casings for the KFC Famous Bowls. She probably buys all of her breast-oriented clothes as Bigger Bras (I can’t believe this is real). A new prerequisite for a girlfriend might be knowledge of ‘bigger bras.’
Friday Phrase (It's Back!)
The Compton GangbangYou meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she’s about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you’ve got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)
Ms. Cleo got hot
This can’t be good for the back. Wait for the very end to watch him blog about it: ‘You’ll never guess what happened to me…’