just finished carving my pumpkins this year. unrelated: pumpkins make for pretty good fleshlight alternatives (theyre festive too)
maybe if your pussy didnt smell like mackerel, this wouldnt be a problem
i heard she was doing this just so she could get a college scholarship
does getting tazed help u cum?
'Jenna shows off her hot bod, then fucks a duster'
i dont know why i imagined hearing that in steven wright’s voice right before the clip started but it was awesome
speaking of physical abnormalities, it looks like having 2 dicks and DPing someone ranks #1
as far as physical abnormalities go, having dicks for arms probably isn’t the worst one you could have
well i needed a new car anyway
i’m into it
but how will he know if he caught VD?
Have you ever LOL'd at porn?
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